Disney posters by Tom Whalen

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Miranda Hart voicing the story of my life…. Well, my stomach’s life.

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There is none other like you and for that reason alone you are beautiful
Miranda Hart (via annamirxnda)
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And one of the old women said “I’ve never been to Aberdeen, but I’ve been to Scotland” *few awkward laughs, but mostly quiet* …..
I said that the wrong way round.
I wondered why no one was laughing.

I’m a twat.

Miranda Hart when she told her lil anecdote wrong and called herself a twat (via whataboutrain)


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Everyone is falling for the villains nowadays.






I can’t recall a time where we fell for the heroes. It seems so long ago…

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"You can’t spend your life obsessing over fictional characters."


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“Oh. Uh, hello. Uhh E-e-excuse me. Rusty, put my lamp back and go to bed.”
“Captain, are you there?”
“Captain, as I explained to your Lieutenant, I can’t approve the cost of keeping 32 officers on scene-“
“Okay, listen to me. You will hold the perimeter as long as Lieutenant Provenza wants you to or tomorrow you will be working traffic in Northridge. Do you understand me?”
“Yes, ma’am.

Captain Sharon Raydor

Major Crimes s02e05 D.O.A.

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A man in the grocery store line today approached me and said, “Sir, when I first saw you I was extremely attracted to you, but then I noticed that you are a boy. How… I mean, why do you dress so provocatively?”

I responded, “Well, in today’s world the majority of the straight male race view women as objects, or something that belongs to them. I dress provocatively because it attracts the attention of men in a sexual and OBJECTIVE way. However, when realized that I am actually male, they often become confused, disgusted, upset or all of the above. By inflicting this minor emotional damaged upon the ego of a man raised by twisted societal gender norms, maybe, just maybe the individual will think twice before viewing another woman with an objective attitude and sense of belonging. No woman, belongs to ANYONE. Male or female, the equality of human beings needs to be a priority. It is something worth dressing up for.”

I AM NOT KIDDING. The woman behind me, the female cashier, the old lady bagging groceries and the woman in front of me who was talking on the phone STOPPED, …. and proceeded to gasp and clap. The man shook my hand, told me to have a blessed day and then said, “excuse me ladies, I need to visit my daughter.”

…. I was shaking by the time I walked out of the store.

- Elliott Alexzander

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if I offered you $20, would you take it?

How about if I crumpled it up?

Stepped on it?

you would probably take it even though it was crumpled and stepped on it. Do you know why?

Because it is still $20, and its worth has not changed.

The same goes for you; if you have a bad day, or if something bad happens to you, you are not worthless.

if someone crumples you up or steps on you, your worth does not change. You are still just as valuable as you were before.

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