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niknak79:

You don’t need a fishing rod, when you have beer

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victoriousvocabulary:

MECONOPHAGIST

[noun]

one who uses or consumes opiates including opium or heroin.

[Henk Bloemhof]

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wholmesianmisfit:

Who remembers

Motherfucking Scholastic

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Book

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Orders

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And then the magical traveling circus of scholastic would randomly show up

at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR

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I seriously miss the book fair.

Wait, you mean these don’t exist anymore?

MOTHERFUCKINGTHESE

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I have spent weeks creating a working treatment for the Lazarus Virus. I spend weeks more traveling the earth, disseminating it to the affected abnormals, effectively stemming an outbreak. And in the end, the creep in the room with the hair doesn’t want to take his medicine! It’s personal, and we both know it is….

Also, “Huggy Bear”, we’re out of wine.

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Whatever you’re passionate about, do it to the best of your ability. Doesn’t matter what it is…just do it well and do it with joy.
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