And then the magical traveling circus of scholastic would randomly show up
at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR
I seriously miss the book fair.
Wait, you mean these don’t exist anymore?
I have spent weeks creating a working treatment for the Lazarus Virus. I spend weeks more traveling the earth, disseminating it to the affected abnormals, effectively stemming an outbreak. And in the end, the creep in the room with the hair doesn’t want to take his medicine! It’s personal, and we both know it is….
Also, “Huggy Bear”, we’re out of wine.